Arsenal’s season has broken down, so who is going to rescue us? Mr Wenger obe has called in the AA, not the Automobile Association. The emergency service known as Andrei Arshavin, he cannot help us in the main drag that is the Champions League but the feel good factor that he will bring will boost our confidence and get us over that little problem. But we will be happy with the FA cup, a Champions League place and see how far we can go in the CL.
What an agonizing couple of days this has been and I only hope that he is going to be worth the wait. We have just bought the 7th best player in the world for under £15 million pounds.
We can thank the spuds for contributing to half of that with the monies from the David Bentley deal.. Thanks ENIC International!!
Here is an excuse to tell you of our links with the AA and why our away kit is yellow. The link comes from The Fifth Earl of Lonsdale Hugh Lowther known as the Yellow Earl. An eccentric who drove around in a yellow Rolls Royce with an extending roof to allow for his top hat. It was in the 1930’s became chairman of Arsenal and the yellow kit was a tribute to him.
He also founded that boxing company of the same name as his. the one whose logo we all had on our shirts in 1980 thanks to Mr Weller. Also the Lonsdale cigar size, was named after him.
So now we have Mr Tommy Gun starting to train and jog as well, this is a £20 million pound player that Mr Wenger got as a bargain too, if any other club apart from us lost such a good player the media would be making up excuse after excuse like when J “super hero” T was out for a month or two.
We can then have RvP up front then the AA man in the Bergkamp roll, with Rosicky, Cesc and Nasri playing total Wengerball with er.. Song as the holding player or even better, get Appiah like the rumour going around this lunchtime.
Will the AA man play on Sunday? your thoughts..