Is Arse Shavings going to sign or not?

Hi first of all welcome to Avenell Road.
I thought I would set this new Arsenal blog up so Arsenal supporters can share there views in a controlled and safe environment.

This is the first time i have ever done this writing a post bit so I am going to make the first one short and sweet.

I think that Arsene and Andrei Ashavin have shaken hands on him joining Arsenal, the two clubs and Andrei’s agent are just talking about who pays what.

Arsenal are not in a position to pay out loads of money up front as they have to find a large chunk of cash at the end of the season, and need a cash flow until the Highbury Grove development nears completion.

Your views are welcome.


61 Responses to Is Arse Shavings going to sign or not?

  1. JonJon says:

    1st 😉

  2. avenell says:

    No not that 1st buisness, I’ll zap you.. 😉

    I can’t yet though your admin at the minute..

    Here’s some GREAT news.

  3. JonJon says:

    whoo hooo

    your outa here son, how do i zap u????

    thats good news, i’ll tell ya what though mate, if wenger tries to pass of eddy, rosicky, cesc and theo as new signings i’ll go nuts

  4. avenell says:

    You got any time tonight jonjon or is the lapdancer taking your time up?.. lol

  5. JonJon says:

    haha your close mate, with that one,

    the lapdancer is on my case bigtime for not spending enough quality time with her, so ive been putting into some serious shifts, lol

    ive tried to be around too but is hard to juggle them both.

    shes going out tonight though so im all ears buddy.

  6. raif says:

    whats cracking Fellas.

    excellent news about DuDu, cant wait top see him Riping up the prem again

  7. avenell says:

    Things are good raif!

    Just gotta to put little “brat” to bed and going to have a look for some arsenal news..

  8. JonJon says:

    hey raif

    you good?

  9. raif says:

    news is Low at the Mo.

    the only thing i have heard is Arsene saying we are still in Negotioans with Zenit about arshavin.

    as for the Roumor News,

    -Arsenal target Modibo Diakite will not be leaving Lazio this month, according to the French defender’s agent. (Daily Express)

    -Tottenham have given a trial to Spartak Moscow’s former Arsenal striker Quincy Owusu-Abeyie. (The Guardian)

    -Arsenal legend Dennis Bergkamp says he could return to the club in a coaching capacity in the future. (Daily Telegraph)

  10. raif says:

    hey hey JonJ im good mate. i have been better tho. as im not feeling well. i got home from work and crashed out asif i got Knocked out by Tyson lol

    Check this link. Ben Arfa Fighting with Diaby when they was younger

  11. avenell says:

    raif your a classic jonjon posted that on LG 😦

  12. raif says:

    LOL.. haha no problem.

    i wish they bloody Subtitled it tho as i would have loved to know what they was bitching about

  13. JonJon says:

    lol riaf, is it the man flu???

    i seen that link a few weeks back, diaby goes nuts, i think i saw clichy in there too

    mancity are idiots living in idiotville, idiotland,

    asif you’d fork out 100mil and rising for one player, WTF

  14. JonJon says:

    its ridiculous,

    what next 200m for ronaldo???

    500mil for messi??

    where does it end???

  15. avenell says:

    Wenger will show them jonjon, he will be more determined to spend less.

    I hope City get relegated 😉 kaka in the champions… ship lol.

  16. raif says:

    i agree. its Stupid throwing that kind of money.

    just when Chavski was laying off the silly transfers and raising the tranfer rate Man City comes along and goes one better,

    Kaka, I hope wont go. but 100 + mill is alot of money to turn down,
    and even harder to turn down if all of it is up front.

  17. JonJon says:

    thing is ave is that i can understand wengers frustration with these teams,

    before chelsea came along we could get a bargain at will, then chelsea just got their scouts to scout our scouts and paid double for every player under the sun for 20-30 mil,

    the equilibrium was returing with chelsea getting further into debt and spending much less, then citeh come along with a bid like that???

    wengers probably thinking for fuck sake not again,

    if citeh want kolo they can have him, we know they have the money we should take advantage of that, we should say, yeah sure, 30mil and hes yours, idiots

  18. JonJon says:

    and if they stupid enough to do that we should say,no we dont want 30, we want 40, we should take advantage of the people with money instead of letting them do what they want

  19. JonJon says:

    citeh probably offered 50mil at 1st and got told to get lost, so they came back with 100

    we should offer them adebayor if they dont get kaka, he’ll definately leave for the money they offer him, we could get 50mil off them for him easy

  20. avenell says:

    Your right jj, I remember listening to talk shit the day Bates sold to the russian gangster, I thought that was the end of football then.
    I don’t think we have done too bad since, also it looks like the russian is pissed with it all now, so really in the next year or 2 things will be the same if City catch up.
    There’s a lot of pressure on City though, them arab types want to win like they do at the gg’s.

  21. JonJon says:

    haha ave,

    them arabs wont stand for what romans put up with at chelski, i mean hes ploughed almost a billion quid into that team, how dare they not win everything in front of them, including the CL

    if developments dont happen overnight they’ll fuck off and buy another club, like you say they want to win

    and i dont believe a word that comes out of citehs mouth about its going to take time, if they were being patient why offer 100mil for kaka

    they just trying to justify they made a mistake with hughes and they are trying to save face.

  22. avenell says:

    jj email alert !!!

  23. JonJon says:

    ave/raif im nipping out for a few hours going to the supermarket, i aint got no beers left 😦

    speak soon

  24. avenell says:

    If you go to tesco jj Becks vier is only £2.00 for 4 cans only 4% but quite nice lol..

  25. JonJon says:

    im back, whats going on??

  26. JonJon says:

    haha john smiths lol

  27. avenell says:

    Not a lot on here jj.. Bergkamps on a bit of form on LG though.
    where you been? Waitrose ya!

  28. JonJon says:

    haha, i just been catching up on there,

    i went to the supermarket, but got a call from a friend to go pub, 1 turned into 2, and 2 turned into 3, etc etc

    so now im home with some bottles of corona,

    are you excited by all this????

  29. avenell says:

    Corona okay but not too excited lol..

  30. JonJon says:


    so what we thinking, whats on the agenda???

  31. avenell says:

    Arsenal wise or blog wise jj?

    We may need an email or 10 to talk blog!

  32. JonJon says:

    switch to e mail dude.

  33. j0nj0n says:

    haha its mad i cant even work it out

  34. JonJon says:


  35. JonJon says:


  36. avenell says:

    Haha .. this is what I have been through in the last few days plus asprins lol..

  37. JonJon says:

    i think il stay black, i like black better lol

  38. JonJon says:

    another outburst like that jonjon and your outta here. lol

  39. JonJon says:

    can we moderate ourselves???????/ haha

  40. avenell says:

    You cannot say c*** jj!! whoops

  41. avenell says:

    bollocks you can I need to look at that lol..

  42. JonJon says:

    yess whoo hoooooo im blueeeeeeeeeeeeee

  43. avenell says:

    Jonjon have you read jimbo on LG he reckons ash goes to the spuds.. that’s fucked up the first post on here then lol 🙂

  44. avenell says:

    Blue is the colour and football is the game..
    While we sing this song 😦 we will win the game lol..

    yeSSSSS buddy 🙂

  45. JonJon says:


    6 foot 2, names in blue

  46. JonJon says:

    ash int going spuds, i read that earlier.

    why would he go there???

    arsenal are in for me but i’ll join the mighty spurs instead????

    cant see it myself

  47. avenell says:

    Yea he is going to be a cult hero at spurs after saying he wants to buy his contract out to join us lol..

  48. JonJon says:

    he could of gone there in summer, but someone pulled the plug, i reckon it was him

  49. avenell says:

    jj where’s east end park? some bird has just bought £15.00 of decals of me.. I could post them to you lol..

  50. JonJon says:


    east end parks my old stomping ground, its 10mins away from my house i spent many a good year there, all my buddies still live there.

    it aint actually a park its an area, its got a park in it though called east end park.

    fucking hell

  51. avenell says:

    mystic avenell strikes again.. der der der der

  52. JonJon says:

    a right shithole though, run down, one of the worst areas in leeds but leeds has alot of shity areas, especially inner city.

  53. JonJon says:

    im beginning to think you are copper ave, lol

  54. avenell says:

    6″ too short mate .. lol..

    are you near that chapeltown part of leeds sir?

    and where was you on the 4/11 1984?

  55. JonJon says:

    your begining to sound like some grovers with that one. lol

    im slap bang in the middle of chapletown and EEP

    up until i was 19 chapletown was my stomping ground, then from 19 up until a few years ago EEP was,

    now i just live as a recluse, lol

    even the lap dancers been moaning about me neglecting her.

  56. avenell says:

    I only ever drove through there at 2 in the morning once.. just to have a look as I was delivering up there somewhere. I’m sure it’s okay really.
    The worst place I stayed was in nottingham centre when it must have beenwhen Overmars scored the goal that beat man u in 98″ that was scarey.

    You wouldn’t believe some of the coincedences that happen to me.. I won the lottery once, but I have only done it once and I had a dream and I woke up with some no’s.. sounds a load of ballocks but things do happen.
    like that thing with london the other day. but I still don’t believe it lol..

  57. avenell says:

    jj I have a newquay bitch 9 years younger than me .. 😉

  58. avenell says:

    j if you are back on speak tomorrow.. I am at home all day send a email or whatever..

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